Game Instructions: Air hostesses are always very pretty young girls who need to look perfectly well dressed and make sure that all the passengers have what they need. A wealthy businessman who met an air hostess on a dating site for the super-rich has been convicted of raping her after drugging her glass of rosé. Confessions of an Air Hostess: EIGHTH POST. It's hard work you know, keeping up appearances. Especially when you are considered to be 'over the hill.'Nowadays, these youngsters don't seem to bother with how they look. Girl, boy.. sometimes you can't even tell what sex the person is serving you breakfast, never mind noticing how well cosmetically 'made up' they are. Gents... there is not a lot of opportunity nowadays to play the old 'Hide the Hard On With the Newspaper' game is there. Not like the old days. AirHostess.info provides sexy stewardess photos and air hostess videos in flight and off flight. With postings of flight information, air crew news and flight. Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Mandy, your Air Hostess for this flight, and I'll be bringing you all you ever wanted to know about what goes on. This feature is not available right now. Please try again later. If you're looking for something new to serve at game day get-togethers that's creative, but also totally doable, look no further! These Cheeseburger Turnov. Today's real party feature is ridiculously fun!! It's a birthday pool party created by Maureen Anders (and biz partner Adria Ruff) for her son Jeff's birth.Oh, you know the game. Catching a glimpse of the telltale 'suspender lines', either when the hostie sits down on the jump seat in front of you, or bends over the breakfast trolley with her visible suspender bumps doing the 'Golden Shot' in line with your nose. Especially if your wife wasn't too receptive at 4. Can't it wait till you get home..? Yawn. ) Nowadays, the girls wear tights (involuntary gag) or trousers. Well, you may find a few stewards wearing kinky underwear... Where was I? Oh yes. With today's hair styles.. Walnut Whip' concoction. From experience, it was pins, hairspray, and a LOT of genuflection and prayer.)Showing my age? Yes, I guess you could say that I am a little bit of an oldie now.. Hey! I still try! I do still get the occasional glance, although in truth, it is usually from men asking me to get their liver pills from the hat rack, or want me make sure the guide dog is lying down under the seat, and not surreptitiously humping the leg of the passenger next to them. Sigh. Aging is so hard for an Air Hostess. After years of men talking to my pert chest, I now appear to be completely invisible to males under a certain age. Can't complain though.. My sons tell me however, that their MATES tell them, I am apparently, a 'M. I. L. F'.(Yes, I had to google it too. Thank God for Wonderbra, hair dye, and Youthful Beer Goggles.)It's horrible, when you have been considered even slightly attractive in your youth.. Stardust'. Or a wrinkly, anus lipped, Brigitte Bardot. But uglier. Cosmetic surgery is always an option, but I see so much of it, it kind of puts me off. Scary stuff. Girls with whirly, pointy out tits that could drill through granite (for diamonds probably, like a female Bond villain.) And never mind the wind tunnel expression.. I know a chestnut haired Purser who has had so many 'pull up' lifts, she now has a beard. And, it's wiry, and grey. Think about it. Suffice to say her nickname is James 'Fanny Face' Hetfield.)Ach well. Tomorrow morning at 4am will see me going through the same rigmarole.. Les Dawson. Just make sure you appreciate it you bastards, and don't even let me hear a whisper of 'look at that old bat' or I might just have to change the bogey habit of a lifetime.
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